Friday, February 1, 2013

FUNNY HOUSEWORK QUOTES

Nature abhors a vacuum.  And so do I.  ~Anne Gibbons

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Diller,

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.  ~Author Unknown

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.  ~Author Unknown


I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.  ~Heloise Cruse

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.  ~Author Unknown

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.  ~Erma Bombeck

This is a honeydew day.  That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.  ~Jim Lemon

A clean house is the sign of a boring person.  ~Author Unknown

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Cleanliness is next to impossible.  ~Author Unknown

They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk?  Author Unknown

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine,
it's because I have better things to do with my time.
~Author Unknown

Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to tell;
while others may go hungry,
we're eating very well.
~Author Unknown

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.  ~Irish Saying

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